New Dummies Books

Found two wonderful Dummies books in the bookshops if you are looking for a cool Christmas gift. They are titled Selling for Dummies and Cheat Gong for Dummies. The first book makes interesting reading as it touches on topics in selling like how to be a good actor, how to play office politics, etc. You also get to learn how to lick your boss's balls like making him a cup of honey, buying strawberries or sending him a packet of bah kwa. Whatever you need to do to keep your job. The book is written by an idiot who claimed he's got twenty years of selling experience. His track record so far has been appalling so I guess only dumbasses will read it, which aptly explained the title of the book.

And if you are stressed out, you can learn Cheat Gong. Both books teach you how to kiss the author's ass, if not you will get your money back. GUARANTEED.